A bride tells her husband

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A bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m inexperienced and I don’t know anything about intimacy. Can you explain it to me first?”

“Okay, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ‘the garden’ and call my private thing ‘the gardener.’ So what we do is let the gardener visit the garden.”

They shared their first intimate moment, and the husband was smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, “Honey, the gardener seems to have left the garden.”

Turning on his side, he smiles and says, “Then we will have to invite him back.”

After the second time, the bride says, “Honey, the gardener has left again!”

The husband rises to the occasion, and they shared another intimate moment. The bride again says, “Honey, the gardener left again,” to which the husband yelled, “Hey, it’s not a permanent job!”