A drunk walks into a bar funny story

A drunk walks into a bar, sees a beautiful woman at the other end, and says, “Bartender, I want to buy that woman a drink.”

The bartender replies,

“You can’t talk like that! This is a respectable establishment. I’m going to throw you out!”

The drunk says,

“Okay, I’m sorry. I’d like to buy the lady a drink.”

The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says,

“The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink. What will it be?”

She replies,

“Vinegar and water.”