A drunk walks into a bar funny story
A drunk walks into a bar, sees a beautiful woman at the other end, and says, “Bartender, I want to buy that woman a drink.”
The bartender replies,
“You can’t talk like that! This is a respectable establishment. I’m going to throw you out!”
The drunk says,
“Okay, I’m sorry. I’d like to buy the lady a drink.”
The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says,
“The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink. What will it be?”
She replies,
“Vinegar and water.”
