A guy takes his 19 year old girlfriend home

One night after a date, a guy takes his 19-year-old girlfriend home. After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy, feeling a bit mischievous, leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, says to her, “Babe, do you want to stay out a little longer?”

Horrified, she replies, “Are you crazy? My parents will hear us!”

He replies, “Oh come on! Who’s going to hear us at this hour?”

She says, “But can you imagine if we get caught?!”

“Oh come on!” he pleads. “They won’t know, they’re all sleeping!”

“No way. It’s just too risky!” she insists.

He begs, “Oh please, please, I care about you so much!”

“No, no, and no,” she replies. “I care about you too, but I just can’t!”

“Oh yes you can. Please?” he continues.

“No, no. I just can’t!” she insists.

“I’m begging you…” he says.

Suddenly, the hallway light turns on, and the girl’s sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled. In a sleepy voice, she says, “Dad says that you should just go ahead and talk, or mom can talk with you. Or if needed, dad says he can come down himself and talk with you,” she continues, “but for heaven’s sake, tell him to take his hand off the intercom!”