Husband sent a text to his wife at night
Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
āHi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothesand make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.ā but there is no reply
He sent another text,
āAnd I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month Iām getting you a new carā
This time , she sent this text back,
āOMG really?ā
Husband replied,
āNo I just wanted to make sure you got my first messageā
A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags.
āWhere are you going?āĀ demands the surprised husband.
āTo Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!ā
The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing his bags.
āWhat do you think you are doing?āĀ she screamed.
āIām going to Las Vegas with youā¦ I want to see how youāre going to live on $1,000 a year!ā