The old man’s bird funny story
There’s an old man lying on the beach naked, and a little girl was passing by.
She stops and stares at the man, then asks, “Mister, what is that?”
The man replies, “What?” The little girl points and asks, “That thing between your legs?” The man chuckles and explains,
“Oh, that! Well, the thing that is standing is the bird, the two things on the sides are the eggs, and the thing around it is the nest.
Okay?”
The old man then politely asks her to leave so he can get some sun.
He falls asleep, and when he wakes up, there are paramedics around him.
He asks what happened, and the paramedic replies, “Ask the little girl.” The old man calls her over and asks, “What happened?”
The little girl explains,
“When you went to sleep, I tried to make the bird fly. I pulled and pulled, but he got big and spit at me, so I kicked the bird, smashed the eggs, and burned the nest.”
