Old Men Sitting On A Bench…We’ve chuckled with tears with this joke…
Two old men are sitting on a bench in the park.
A young, attractive girl runs past in a sports bra and tiny shorts.
One of the men smiles, which brings the girl over.
“Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?” she says.
The old man sweetly replies,
“My dear, I’m not smiling at you.
I’m smiling at the thought that no matter how bad the world gets, there will always be young, pretty girls in the summer to cheer up a lonely old man.”
The girl replies,
“Aww, you sweet old man,” leans in, gives him a kiss on the cheek, and jogs on.
The old man turns to his friend and says,
“3 to zip, Mugley, your turn.”
