Slams the Door

She immediately gets on the phone and calls her husband at work. He tells her he will take the day off tomorrow just in case the man shows up a third time.

The next morning, they hear a knock at the door, and both head for the door.

The husband whispers to his wife, “Honey, I’m going to hide behind the door and listen.

If it is the same guy, I want you to tell him yes to his question, because I want to see where he’s going with this.”

She nods, agreeing with her husband, and opens the door. Sure enough, the same fellow is standing there. He asks, “Do you have a vagina?”

“Yes, I do,” says the lady.

The man replies, “Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours!”

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