Two Hilarious Pig Jokes That Will Make Your Day
Everyone loves a good laugh, and nothing brings a smile faster than a clever pig joke! Here are two side-splitting stories that will have you chuckling from start to finish.
1️⃣ The Three Little Pigs Go Out to Dinner
One evening, the Three Little Pigs decided to have a fancy dinner.
The waiter came over to take their drink orders.
“I’ll have a Sprite,” said the first little pig.
“Coke for me,” said the second.
“Water. Lots and lots of water!” said the third pig, firmly.
Next, the waiter asked what they wanted for dinner.
“A big juicy steak!” said the first.
“Just a salad for me,” said the second.
“Water. Lots and lots of water!” repeated the third pig.
Finally, the dessert orders came.
“Banana split!” said the first.
“Root beer float,” said the second.
“Water. Lots and lots of water!” shouted the third pig again.
Curious, the waiter leaned in and asked,
“Sir, why are you only drinking water?”
The third pig grinned and said…
“Well, someone’s gotta go ‘wee wee wee’ all the way home!”
😂 Classic! Even fairy tale pigs know how to end the night with a laugh.
2️⃣ The Farmer and His Clever Pigs
There was a farmer who owned a herd of pigs. One day, a visitor came by and asked:
“What do you feed your pigs?”
The farmer replied, “Acorns, corn, and other grains. Why?”
The visitor frowned. “I’m from the Animal Protection Association. You shouldn’t feed them like that!” And he fined the farmer.
A few days later, another man asked the same question.
The farmer, now cautious, said, “I feed them very well—salmon, caviar, shrimp, steak… Why?”
The man shook his head. “I’m from the United Nations. It’s unfair to feed pigs while people are starving!” And he fined him again.
Finally, a third man arrived. After thinking carefully, the farmer said:
“I give five dollars to each pig so they can buy whatever they want.”
😂 Sometimes, the cleverest solution is also the simplest!
These jokes are perfect for a quick laugh, sharing with friends, or just brightening your day. 🐖✨
Which pig made you laugh the hardest? Share in the comments!
