Wife Calls A Husband.
H: âHello?â
W: âHoney, itâs me. Are you at the club?â
H: âYes.â
W: âGreat! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. Itâs absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?â
H: âWhatâs the price?â
W: âOnly $1,500.â
H: âWell, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that muchâŚâ
W: âAhhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price⌠and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last yearâŚâ
H: âWhat price did he quote you?â
W: âOnly $60,000âŚâ
H: âOK, but for that price, I want it with all the options.â
W: âGreat! But before we hang up, something elseâŚâ
H: âWhat?â
W: âIt might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and⌠I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. Itâs on sale! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, an acre of park area, beachfront property.â
H: âHow much are they asking?â
W: âOnly $450,000 â a magnificent price⌠and I see that we have that much in the bank to coverâŚâ
H: âWell, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?â
W: âOK, sweetie⌠Thanks! Iâll see you later! I love you!â
H: âBye⌠I love you tooâŚâ
The man hangs up, closes the phoneâs flap, raises his hand while holding the phone, and asks all those present: âDoes anyone know who this phone belongs to?â