A woman was walking down the street
A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars, and asked, āIf I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?ā
āNo, I had to stop drinking years ago,ā the homeless woman replied.
āWill you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?ā the woman asked.
āNo, I donāt waste time shopping,ā the homeless woman said. āI need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.ā
āWill you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?ā the woman asked.
āAre you NUTS?ā replied the homeless woman. āI havenāt had my hair done in 20 years!ā
āWell,ā said the woman, āIām not going to give you the money. Instead, Iām going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight.ā
The homeless woman was astounded. āWonāt your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know Iām dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.ā
The woman replied, āThatās okay. Itās important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and makeup.ā