A 70-year-old man has never been married
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight.
They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon.
When they get back, his friend asks him, “How was it?” “Oh, it was wonderful,” says the man.
“The sun, the surf, we had a lovely time almost every night.”
“A man your age! How did you manage that?” his friend exclaims.
“Oh,” says the man, “we almost had a lovely time on Monday, we almost had a lovely time on Tuesday…”
