A Blonde calls her boyfriend and says
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, âPlease come over and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I canât figure out how to get started.â
Her boyfriend asks, âWhat is it supposed to be when itâs finished?â
The blonde says, âAccording to the picture on the box, itâs a rooster.â
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at her and says,
âFirst of all, no matter what we do, weâre not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.â
He then takes her hand and says, âSecondly, I want you to relax.
Letâs have a nice cup of tea, and thenâŠâ
he says with a deep sigh, âletâs put all these Corn Flakes back in the box.â