Johnny Brought Home His History Test Result.
Little Johnny brought home his history test result, which was 90. His father was overjoyed with it.
His mother, Karen, couldnāt believe her kid got 90 in history.
After careful examination of the marks, she saw that the handwriting styles of the 9 and the 0 differed.
āJohnny, youāre so busted. Tell me, did you add the zero to your marks?ā
āNo, Mum, I didnāt.ā
āIām asking you once more. Did you add that f***ing 0 to your grades?ā
āMum, no, I didnāt add that 0.ā
āOK, since youāre not telling the truth, you are grounded for 1 month.ā
āMum, no, please, no, I really didnāt add that 0.ā
āThis is your last chance, kid. Tell me the truth.ā
ā… I just added the 9 to it.ā