A Lady Approaches A Priest And Tells Him
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, āFather, I have a problem.
I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.
They keep saying, āHi, weāre hot. Do you want a date?āā
āThatās terrible!ā the priest exclaimed.
āBut I do have a solution to your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots, to whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
My parrots will then teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship.ā
So, the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priestās house.
The priestās two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.
The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking parrots, and the female parrots say,
āHi, weāre hot. Do you want a date?ā
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and screams, āPut your Bible away, idiot! Our prayers have been answered!ā
