One night a man walks into a bar looking sad
One night, a man walks into a bar looking sad.
The bartender asks the man what he wants.
The man says, “Oh, just a beer.”
The bartender asks the man, “What’s wrong?
Why are you so down today?”
The man says, “My wife and I got into a fight, and she said she wouldn’t talk to me for a month.”
The bartender says, “So, what’s wrong with that?”
The man says, “Well, the month is up tonight.”