The Swedes wife steps up to the tee
The Swedeās wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her distinct lack of underwear.
“Good God, woman! Why arenāt you wearing any skivvies?ā Ole demanded.
āWell,ā she said. āYou donāt give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.ā
The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, āFor the sake of decency, hereās $50. Go and buy yourself some underwear!ā
Next, the Irishmanās wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.
āBlessed Virgin Mary, woman! Youāve no knickers! Why not?ā
She replies, āI canāt afford any on the money you give me.ā
Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, āFor the sake of decency, hereās $20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!ā
Lastly, the Scotsmanās wife bends over to the tee. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, has no underwear.
āMudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta frigginā hell are yer drawers?ā
She explains, āYou dinna give me enough money ta be able ta afford any.ā
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, āWell, fer the love oā decency, hereās a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit.ā
